Thursday, 31 May 2012

FPN is down! There is cause for alarm!

 Yes, today, 31st May 2012 in the old calendar, marks DAY TWO P.E. (Post Event) of the great Fountain Pen Network meltdown. The forum is completely down. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, I say . I applaud FPGeeks' equanimous response to this time of crisis, but should the unthinkable happen, you must do what you can to protect yourself and your family. Follow the public service advice below.


There is a rumour that there might be some Fountain Pen Network left out West, Californee way. Do not attempt the journey, it is only a matter of time before brutalised gangs of enthusiasts, repair people and nib fettlers begin pillaging the Wasteland with sawn-off Sheaffer Snorkels, and the sands run red with Diamine Crimson.

! Remain indoors !